Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
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She’s 52 Months
Get this grown ass woman out this stroller please
rude! she’s 52 months and she needs a stroller!
This makes Crowley’s use of the word so much more significant.
oh hell yeah.
FOUND YOU, MOTHERFUCKER.
For the record, Martin got angry at me for having Benedict as my phone wallpaper. “You motherfucker, you have Ben as your phone background.” WHAT A SWEETHEART, we completely took him by surprise and he ended up chatting for a good 15 minutes about life, school and Fargo.
I told him I cosplay John Watson and when he pulled me in for a picture, he said endearingly “The two Johns.”
This is why he’s the greatest
khan: [casually breaks ur neck but in a cool way]
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
I like to photoshop pictures of myself being in the same room multiple times [via]
are you a lonely child
no, can’t you see all her friends
honestly wasn’t expecting that post to be repesctful
Jennifer Lawrence was hungry on the Red Carpet, so Jeannie gave her some Pop Rocks to hold her over until pizza time.
You can see the exact moment where her polite ‘Thank you’ switched into the pure childlike excitement of ‘HOLY SHIT POP ROCKS YEAH’
cat wants to be held tight
it’s important to hug cats
I like this good post
but what if Ellen Degeneres and Neil Patrick Harris hosted an award show together
Sometimes I think it was fate that they both turned out gay, because their children would be too amazing for the world to handle.